I received this email from work a few days ago:
"Mandatory After Work Bowling Extravaganza
Hey Guys,
Because you work for the best office on campus you’re invited to a bowling party this Friday, July 13th
from 5:30 to 6:30 PM at the
bowling alley in the MC. We’ll have bowling, fun, white elephant gifts,
and Jason Meldrum promised to perform a musical number for us as well.
I think he said it was Party Rock Anthem or Call Me Maybe or something
like that.
Spouses are invited, so bring them along. (Unfortunately, Hilary you can’t bring your missionary).
Please RSVP to Jordan, Jeana, or Jason before Friday.
For
the white elephant gifts, we need everyone to bring one so that we can
exchange gifts. Jason wanted to clarify the definition of a white
elephant gift. Here are
some examples to help you:
Jason Meldrum Action Figure
Basic
rules of thumb: Don’t spend more than one or two dollars at the most
and ask yourself ‘Would any normal human-being want this as a legitimate
gift?’ If the
answer is ‘no’, then get it.
Thanks"
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Do you now have a better understanding of the atmosphere in the office? We really aren't a bunch of stiff, boring office people. We're hilarious. PS- Jason Meldrum is the counselor over all the students...aka Boss.
Well the party was a success! I bowled a 104 WITHOUT bumpers. Pretty impressive for me. I had 4 spares in a row :)
Here's some pictures of the fun and of the white elephant gifts given....
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| Hillary, Kevin, Christina, Kaylani, Heidi |
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| Loren, Jill (Loren's wife), Mari Ann (full-time counselor) |
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| Bowling in a skirt...that's how I roll. |
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| Award for top score (some random award Jason found who-knows-where) |
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| My Little Pony?? |
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| Really creepy picture of a cat/dog/person/thing |
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| "Doesn't anybody want to take my picture?" |
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| Anti Monkey Butt |
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| Indian doll? |
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| Fake nails...good thing a girl got those |
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| Workout videos |
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| Of course the child picks the noise makers...his parents loved that. |
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| Giant flyswatter |
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| An award for putting up with Loren at work. Kind of funny that Jason randomly got this one. |
I should also mention that I got an email on Friday detailing an office arm wrestling competition that had taken place that morning. Apparently I made it to the semi-finals!! Woot woot!