-Taking a shower
-Exercising
-Eating healthy
-Getting my teeth cleaned
-Standing in line for roller coasters
All things I hate the thought of and act of doing, yet I feel so good once they're behind be.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
How to Creep a Girl Out 101
ATTENTION ALL BOYS. If you're looking for a quick way to make sure a girl doesn't like you, I would like to offer a few suggestions...
0) Talk to her about your lack of life goals. Make sure she knows you graduated high school seven years ago and have no intentions of graduating college soon.
1) Follow her everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Always be five steps behind her. If she goes in the lake, so do you. If she gets out and goes to sit on her towel, follow her up the sand and sit at the foot of her towel. I'm sure she'd love to sit and chat.
2) Keep following. If she goes out on the lake in a canoe with a friend, grab a canoe!
3) Offer her your hand. It doesn't matter if you haven't talked to her before today. I mean, what girl doesn't want to attach herself to you and stroll on over to the slide. Maybe she'll even let you catch her at the bottom.
4) Speak up. Who cares if you've never said a word in Sunday School before. Make sure she knows you're there and answer every question and volunteer to read every quote.
5) Sit by her at every opportunity. If you get into a room first you might have to wait a bit to see where she will sit. If you see her friends sitting try to stand in that general area. Girls usually sit with their friends. Don't be discouraged if she makes a roommate get up and move over a seat so she wouldn't be on the end. It's probably because the other roommate gives better back-rubs and has nothing to do with you making your way down the isle.
6) Breathe really loud. The gruffer your breathing is, the more attractive you become. It's especially impressive if she hears you and someone is sitting between you.
7) Since you didn't get to sit by her this time make sure you try again! You know the saying "if at first you don't succeed...try and try again!" This is to become your new life motto.
Of course all of the guys I met out at school are awesome and none of them would ever do something like this to me *cough**cough* I am definitely not pulling ideas from personal experiences. I just happen to have a very vivid imagination. Maybe one day I'll write the next "Harry Potter." With that said, I am extremely grateful for all of the friends I've made this past semester and for the wonderful examples they are to me. I don't know how I get so lucky.
*Any similarities perceived in this note to actual people, dead or alive, is purely coincidental and should not be taken as fact*
0) Talk to her about your lack of life goals. Make sure she knows you graduated high school seven years ago and have no intentions of graduating college soon.
1) Follow her everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Always be five steps behind her. If she goes in the lake, so do you. If she gets out and goes to sit on her towel, follow her up the sand and sit at the foot of her towel. I'm sure she'd love to sit and chat.
2) Keep following. If she goes out on the lake in a canoe with a friend, grab a canoe!
3) Offer her your hand. It doesn't matter if you haven't talked to her before today. I mean, what girl doesn't want to attach herself to you and stroll on over to the slide. Maybe she'll even let you catch her at the bottom.
4) Speak up. Who cares if you've never said a word in Sunday School before. Make sure she knows you're there and answer every question and volunteer to read every quote.
5) Sit by her at every opportunity. If you get into a room first you might have to wait a bit to see where she will sit. If you see her friends sitting try to stand in that general area. Girls usually sit with their friends. Don't be discouraged if she makes a roommate get up and move over a seat so she wouldn't be on the end. It's probably because the other roommate gives better back-rubs and has nothing to do with you making your way down the isle.
6) Breathe really loud. The gruffer your breathing is, the more attractive you become. It's especially impressive if she hears you and someone is sitting between you.
7) Since you didn't get to sit by her this time make sure you try again! You know the saying "if at first you don't succeed...try and try again!" This is to become your new life motto.
Of course all of the guys I met out at school are awesome and none of them would ever do something like this to me *cough**cough* I am definitely not pulling ideas from personal experiences. I just happen to have a very vivid imagination. Maybe one day I'll write the next "Harry Potter." With that said, I am extremely grateful for all of the friends I've made this past semester and for the wonderful examples they are to me. I don't know how I get so lucky.
*Any similarities perceived in this note to actual people, dead or alive, is purely coincidental and should not be taken as fact*
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