If you’ve never flown in an airplane while listening to awesome airplane-flying-music (ie ET, Starwars, Stardust (my choice of music at the moment) etc) you are missing out…big time. And if you’ve never flown in an airplane at all you are missing out…bigger time. I love flying. It’s a good thing I’m not scared of it since it’s basically the only way I can get to and from school…unless I want to drive 30 hours across cornfields and the great Midwest. How amazing is it that I can travel the same distance in 5 ½ hours?!!? Not including a 4 ½ layover in Chicago and waiting time... But seriously. Today I went 1,249 miles in 3 hours. That’s 400 miles per hour. When’s the last time you went that fast? That’s what I thought. I just gained a few points on the cool scale.
I think I gain a greater appreciation for how monstrous our earth actually is while in a plane. You can see so far, and yet it’s only a city or two. And at the same time, I can go “through” Chicago in less than 10 minutes. Talk about efficient. I’m FLYING across the United States. Can we really grasp how significant that is? The pioneers walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, aaaaaand walked (were you singing the song there?? 100 brownie points to you if you did!), and it took them MONTHS to get where I’m going in HOURS. And I’m landing in SLC too. How appropriate.
I will admit that I am a little nervous during takeoff and landing. For some reason I always think that the tail end of the plane is going to hit the ground before we lift off. But I am always thankful when it doesn’t.
(Side note: I can’t stop eating these butter toffee cashews I bought earlier today…they are delightful)
Think about landing for a moment. Again, I wish I knew exactly how long a runway is, but pilots have to be pretty skilled to get us to land precisely at the right moment. Usually, if we were a few hundred feet lower a few hundred feet sooner we’d run into the highway, or a lake, or a neighborhood. And of all the times I’ve flown, never once has my plane missed the runway. For that, I am extremely grateful.
I like the people I meet when I fly. I was just thinking how fun it would be to be a stewardess. You’d meet so many interesting people!! You’d get some weirdoes for sure but I’d like to meet myself if I was flying. On my flight from Minnesota to North Carolina I sat a seat away from a guy that goes to BYU. He’d only been back from his mission 3 days before flying out to school. And he served in Provo haha Of course the first thing my family asked when I told them was “What’s his name? Did you get his phone number?!” Sheesh. You’d think I was 30 and unmarried with all the comments about marriage I get from them…mostly Zach. The lady next to me was probably in her late 50s. When she asked where I was from I said “Lima, OH. There’s really nothing there.” Then she exclaimed “Well GLEE takes place in Lima doesn’t it?!” Apparently she and her whole family are huge Gleeks. While waiting for this flight I talked to a girl who is also at BYUI (and from Columbus area), an old lady who used to be a nurse and knows the person with the highest IQ ever to graduate from WestPoint, and a girl on her way back to school in Wisconsin.
Somehow on my flight from Chicago to SLC (which I’m sitting on now) I was lucky enough to get a row to myself. I took my shoes (well commando boots) off and spread out. It is now pitch black outside except for the occasional lights of the cities and towns down below. I wish I knew where we were… So far I’ve been writing for 25 minutes. I should rephrase that. Since I’ve started writing it’s been 25 minutes. I haven’t written continuously as I’ve had to take a few breaks to enjoy being thousands of feet about the earth. If we’re going 400 m/h that means I’ve gone about 167 miles during this time. HOLY CRAP! (That was for Whitney…I had to work her name into this blog somehow)
An hour or so later….
I met another girl on the flight who going to BYUI. We met outside the bathroom of all places. And inside the bathroom all I could think of was the scene from Get Smart. If you haven’t seen that movie you should. My siblings and I can quote the whole thing. You’ll never look at a bathroom on a plane the same way again. And on a similar note…Boys: Is it really that hard to remember to put the seat down?
By the way, Chicago O’Hare has the coolest toilet seat covers I’ve ever seen. It was a plastic tube that covered the seat and when you waved your hand over a sensor, the toilet would rotate the part that was showing to the back so that fresh plastic was there for you to sit on…I’m really hoping that the old stuff just gets disposed of somewhere. I guess the only down side to them is you have no idea where your seat cover is coming from….